Sunday, January 6, 2013

THE SANDMAN - PART 9



THIS IS PART 9 OF 9. Be sure to read the previous parts:
PART 8
PART 7
PART 6
PART 5
PART 4
PART 3
PART 2
PART 1



 The Terrace in the WILK was crowded the next day as people came out to the semester’s BYUSA Question and Answer with the student government. Most of the students were actually there just to eat lunch regardless of the Q&A, but there were a few more students than usual. A stage with a podium was set up on the north side of the terrace. The five chairs on the stage were occupied by Remington Jenkins and his other officers, including Chelsea Allen. At 12:15 Chelsea Allen walked to the podium. The crowd got a little quieter.

“I would just like to welcome you all out to the Q&A. Thank you so much for coming. First a few announcements. This Friday is the mid-semester festival. Activities will begin in Brigham Square at 8:00 and will include dancing, a climbing wall, live music in the Ballroom, and a movie in the Varsity Theater. There will also be assorted other games and activities located in Brigham Square. Tickets are $1 and are available at the Info Desk. Now...Let’s hear it for our BYUSA president, Remington Jenkins!”

There was modest applause from the crowd as Chelsea left the pulpit and took her seat. Remington walked to the podium with a smiling face.

“Before we begin, I just want to thank you all for the things you’ve done to mourn Alyson’s death last week. It’s been a difficult time for this whole campus. It always is when we lose one of our own. I especially want to thank the different clubs for each making a ribbon to tie around a tree on campus. Seeing those ribbons has brought comfort to all of us.

“Now. This Question and Answer, as you know, is held once a semester in an effort to help us, the BYUSA officers, be more in touch with you, the student body and your needs and wants. All week we’ve placed a box outside our offices and you’ve been filling them with questions. Any kinds of questions. Completely anonymous. They can be questions about our policies or our dating life.” Remington snickered at this, as did the rest of the student body listening in the Wilk. Except for Rex and Jamie. They had both felt that the only people that laughed at such remarks were those that weren’t dating someone and were thus self conscious about any mention of dating.

Chelsea handed Remington the box. Remington opened the top, reached in, fished around for a while, then pulled his hand out holding a slip of paper. “Okay, let’s see here.” He unfolded the slip and read it. “‘What is BYUSA doing to improve the parking situation in Provo, specifically around BYU Campus?’ Good question. To be honest, we’re doing all we can. However, we don’t have a whole lot of control outside of Campus. We have been discussing with the Provo City Council some ideas to build some garages, but that’s still very early in the development stage.

He reached his hand in for another question. “‘Have you ever considered putting vending machines in the library in a free-to-snack zone?’ Yes, actually. We’re getting pretty close to implementing a new plan for such a zone that includes vending machines.”

He tossed that question aside and reached in for another. “‘Why did you murder Alyson McBride?” Remington read aloud. Remington’s voice slowed down as he read and it slowly dawned on him what he was reading. The crowd began to stir and whisper. Remington seemed a little shaken. He tried to hide it. “Let’s go to the next question.” He pulled out and unfolded another slip of paper from the box. “How did you murder Alyson McBride?”

Rex and Jamie were standing at the back of the audience. They looked at each other and smiled.

Remington continued on the stage, nervously. “This is ridiculous.” He threw the question back in the box and closed the lid. “Let’s take questions from the audience. Chelsea, where are you?”

“I’m over here, Remington. We’ve got a student here, Rex, who has a question.” She held the microphone she was carrying to Rex’s mouth.

“Yes, Mr. President. Thank you.” Rex took the microphone from Chelsea and started walking toward the stage. “Actually, I don’t have any questions. I was thinking I could answer those last two.” A steady murmur rose from the gathered students as they whispered and gasped to each other in semi-confusion at what was being implied by Rex. Rex walked up on stage and stood about 5-feet from Remington and the podium.

Remington was visibly nervous about Rex being on the stage, but he held his ground. “This is impossible. Half of campus knows that I was at home recording and posting a video for my guitar class. Check the time stamp!”

“That’s what you wanted us to notice. But I noticed a few other things.” Rex faced the audience. “You see, Remington was planning on attending Harvard Law School, and nothing could stop him. Except, of course, for American Heritage. He knew this was one of his worst subjects and one of the hardest classes on campus. This class could break him. He knew that his TA, Alyson McBride was strapped for cash so he paid her to feed him the exams before they were administered. She enjoyed this for a while, finally able to afford rent and buying fancy shoes and dresses. But then, Alyson grew a conscience. She called Remington and threatened to turn him in. Now he not only faced not making it into Harvard, but he could lose his standing as BYUSA president, and as a student. Nobody would accept him. So he agreed to meet her to discuss it over. Before he did, though, he needed a way to make it look like he was at home when he would kill her. His guitar videos were some of the most popular videos on BYU-Tube. If he could just make it look like one was posted at the same time. But how? He didn’t have any roommates. He couldn’t do it remotely. Then it hit me last Friday on a date.” During Rex’s explanation, Remington’s face had started to drop. It lost its typical charm. The faces of those in the crowd showed concern. People’s gaze darted back and forth between Rex and Remington.

Rex recalled the items he saw in Remington’s room. The large spring, the sand in the computer mouse, the pencil, the nail hole in the ceiling. He also recalled the empty bag of sand in the dumpster he climbed on to get into Remington’s room. He continued his explanation to the gathered students. “He made a sand timer. He hung a sand bag from the ceiling and cut a hole in the bottom so the sand came out slowly. Over time the bag poured sand into a funnel that sat atop a spring. At the bottom of this funnel was a pencil. He had measured the sand and timed it so that as the sand poured into the funnel it gradually weighed down until the pencil pushed on the computer mouse, submitting his video at around the same time Alyson was killed. And I bet he didn’t expect it to submit the video at the EXACT time. He was most likely hoping for roughly the same time. Either way, he had his alibi. Does that answer the question, Remington?”

The eyes of the students darted back and forth from Rex to Remington, horrified. Remington started to open his mouth. He hesitated.

Rex continued. “One last thing. One of the items found in Alyson’s car was a receipt made on a credit card, dated the Saturday before Alyson was killed. On that receipt is a purchase of a bag of sand matching the one I found in your garbage last weekend. I’m betting that if the police dig a little further, they’ll find you.”

Remington was speechless.

“You made a mistake, Remington,” said Rex.

Chief Mackay and Officer Cory stepped up onto the stage from behind. “Remington Jenkins, you’re under arrest for the murder of Alyson McBride. Come with me.” The chief put his hand on Remington’s shoulders and turned him around. He put Remington’s hands behind his back and slapped the hand cuffs on them. “Care to say anything to this fine group of students?”

Remington’s head fell down.

“Then come with me,” said Mackay. He led the former BYUSA president out the door.

On the way out Remington said, “Wait.” He turned back toward Rex who was still standing on the stage. “Well played Rex.” He thought for a moment. “Have you ever considered student government? They could use a guy like you now that I’m gone.”

Rex got a smirk on his face. “Nah. Government’s too corrupt for me.”

Jamie had come on stage to join him. She winked at Remington. “We’ll see you later Remington. Guess this means no second date?” She and Rex chuckled.

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A few days later Rex was again sitting in the Wilkinson center at lunchtime, waiting for Jamie. His face was hidden behind a copy of the Daily Universe. The front page headline read, “McBride Murder Solved By Student; BYUSA Pres Taken Into Custody.” Rex folded the paper in half as Jamie approached.

“What do you think?” asked Jamie as she stood by the table where Rex was sitting.

“I like it.” He smiled and nodded his approval.

“Good, because I just got another call from chief Mackay.”

THE END

Sunday, December 23, 2012

THE SANDMAN - PART 8


THIS IS PART 8 OF 9. Be sure to read the previous parts:
PART 7
PART 6
PART 5
PART 4
PART 3
PART 2
PART 1


At 7:00 PM on Friday night, the doorbell to Remington’s place rang. Remington opened the door to find Rex and Chelsea. “Hey you two! Come on in! Good to see you,” said Remington. Chelsea walked in and Rex followed. Jamie was already there, in the kitchen. She had one hand grasping the other arm, just like she always did when she was nervous. She and Rex made eye contact. Her smile was very forced. She seemed to be saying “Get me out of here!” or “I’m going to kill you for this!” Rex just sort of smiled like he found humor in her suffering.

“Well, how’s it going?” said Remington after no one said anything for a bit.

“It’s going good,” said Chelsea. She seemed to be having as much fun as Jamie was. On the way here she had started to seem bored already. Rex had wanted to tell her that she should feel lucky because she wasn’t going out with a murderer tonight. But he decided against it.             

“Well, you two go ahead and have a seat in the living room,” said Remington. He extended an arm toward the living room. “Jamie and I were just finishing up talking about where we’re from.” Rex followed Chelsea into the living room and raised his eyebrows toward Jamie as if to say “Good luck.”

Chelsea sat down on the far end of the couch. Rex sat safely in the middle. Not too close, not too far. “So...you like BYUSA?” asked Rex, trying to start a conversation.

“Yep,” said Chelsea.

Rex waited for a moment to see if she’d continue that strain of thought. Nothing. So he just nodded. “Awesome…So where are you from originally?”

“Blackfoot, Idaho,” she said.

“Wow. Now, I’m not familiar with that area. Is that a smaller town?” asked Rex.

“Well, I guess you could call it that.”

Rex waited for her to either expound on the idea of growing up in an I-guess-you-can-call-it-a-small-town or (hopefully) ask him where he was from. Nothing. Rex just touched the ends of his fingers on one hand to the tips on the other. Repeatedly.

“I’m from Murray, Utah,” he said awkwardly, not waiting for her to ask.

“Hmm,” said Chelsea, succinctly. It was becoming evident why she was so available this and other Friday nights.

“Yep...my whole life, born and raised,” said Rex. “Except, of course, when I served my mission, because then, obviously, I was gone for two years.”

Rex purposely left out the fact that he had served in South Africa, hoping she’d ask him where he served and get a conversation going.

Nothing.

“So, do you...” Rex tried to think of something to ask her about. “...like...the Church?” He winced at the lameness of his own question. He turned the other way and mouthed the same question to himself in his own disbelief that he just said that.

“Yeah,” said Chelsea.

Luckily the laughing from Remington and Jamie got louder as they both walked into the living room. “Oh Jamie,” sighed Remington. “You are too funny!” Rex looked up and saw Jamie actually looking like she was having a little fun. They came in and sat down on the other couch. Remington put a box on the coffee table in front of them.

“Well, I was thinking of playing some Catch Phrase. Whaddya you two say?” said Remington. He opened the box and took out the sand timer and the clicker that revealed the words to be guessed each round.

“Sure,” the other three said, not in unison.

“Great. Me and Jamie versus Rex and Chelsea,” said Remington. “We’ll start. Rex, will you turn over the timer? Thanks.”

Rex turned the one minute sand-timer over. “Go!”

Remington hit the side of the Catch Phrase word generator to get his word. “Okay Jamie, this is what your blood flows through.”

“Heart.”

“No. Okay, okay. If I were to do something pointless I would be doing it in...”

“Oh! Vein!”

“Right!” Remington hit the side of the word generator again. This went on for a few more words until Rex shouted “Time!” just as the last grain of sand fell into the bottom of the sand timer.

“Alright, Jamie. Ten points! Not bad. Alright Rex and Chelsea. Your turn,” said Remington.

Rex took the generator from Remington. Remington turned the time over. “Go!”

“Okay, let’s see.” Rex was much more relaxed and calm. He’d grown up playing this game with his family. The word he had to get Chelsea to guess was “northwest.” “Alright Chelsea, Cary Grant starred in a famous movie called...”

An Affair to Remember! Charade! To Catch a Thief!” interrupted Chelsea.

“No. It’s the one with the plane that chases Cary Grant ….”

“Oh! Of course. The Bishop’s Wife!”

“Okay. No. It’s the cardinal direction halfway between the one that points up and the one that begins with a W.”

“South.”

Rex closed his eyes out of frustration.

“Let’s try this again. What’s the direction that points up on a map?”

“Well, it depends on if the map is a traditional map with the northern hemisphere on top and the southern hemisphere on bottom or not,” said Chelsea as if Rex should know better than to ask such a stupid question.

“Okay, let’s pretend the southern hemisphere is on the bottom for now.”

“Then north points up.”

“Okay, good. Now what’s the direction that begins with W?”

“West.”

“Now stick them together.”

“Northwest!” Chelsea was really excited at getting this one correct.

Rex was only able to get Chelsea to guess two others before the timer ran out. “Good job you guys,” said Remington. He took the pad of paper and pencil and wrote down the score. “It’s now 3 to 10. Alright, when you’re ready, Rex, turn the timer over.”

Rex reached his hand forward, grabbed the timer, and started to turn it over. He started to slow down as something occurred to him. He lifted the time in his hand and took a closer look at it. He turned it one way, then the other way, watching the sand go back and forth between the two chambers.

“Rex, start the timer,” said Remington.

Rex still examined the miniature hour-glass as he didn’t hear Remington.

“Rex, what is it?” asked Jamie.

A big grin spread across Rex’s face. “I know how you did it.”

To be CONCLUDED...